A Bevy Of Agatha Christie Remakes Perfect For Autumn

Then There Were None This is the series that kicked off the wave of Christie remakes, back in 2015. And it’s a good one. It’s also Christie’s most famous, most popular novel, with its clever, excellently constructed mystery set in a grand house on a remote island off the coast of Devon. Ten strangers find themselves brought together under mysterious circumstances, morbidly amused, at first,  by the nursery rhyme relating the deaths of “Ten Little Soldier Boys” which is taped to the wall in each of their rooms. On their first evening, awkwardly getting to know each other and wondering where their host is, amusement gives way to shock as a gramophone recording relays the dark secret they each harbor—a past death for which they suffered no consequence. Soon shock curdles to terror as, one by one, the guests begin to die in the same way as the nursery rhyme. Through a series of flash backs we are shown the extent of their past actions, the depths of their guilt, their moral decay. And while outside a storm rages, inside mutual suspicion takes hold as accusations fly and aspersions are cast. It quickly becomes clear that no-one is innocent on this island and no-one is safe. And Then There Were None is visually stunning, quietly moody and stylish, and is just the right tone of eerily sinister throughout, with an absolutely stellar ensemble cast—Aidan Turner, Charles Dance, Miranda Richardson, Toby Stephens, Anna Maxwell Martin, Sam Neill. Brilliant all.

Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? Bobby Jones, hearing a scream and a thud, peers over a cliff and discovers a body lying in a crumpled heap at the bottom. He scrambles down to help and finds the man is alive just enough to deliver his final words:”Why didn’t they ask Evans?” Bobby, the son of a vicar in a quaint Welsh town, relays the events to childhood friend, Frankie, who has appeared back in his live after several years away. When strange things occur and another person dies, the two team up to uncover the truth.The investigation soon escalates into something far more daring, including staging a car crash so that Frankie can insinuate herself into the life of a potential suspect. Bobby, quiet and introspective is played by the lovely Will Poulter, while Lucy Boynton all but steals the show with her usual bold and sparkly energy as Frankie. Jim Broadbent and Emma Thompson have a delightful, albeit much too brief cameo, as Frankie’s aristocratic parents. As director, Hugh Laurie’s capable hands have made this a thoroughly enjoyable watch—visually appealing, deliciously wry and with two leads who have a cheeky, fizzy chemistry.

The Pale Horse A mysterious list of names is discovered hidden in the shoe of a woman who collapses and dies while staggering toward a police station. One of those names belongs to Mark Easterbrook (Rufus Sewell), a widowed antiques dealer still haunted by the death of his first wife, Delphine, and now remarried to Hermia. Disturbed and intrigued, Mark sets out to uncover why his name is there—an investigation that leads him to The Pale Horse, a secluded house in the beautiful village of Much Deeping, home to three women rumored to be witches capable of eliminating people via supernatural means. While initially skeptical, Mark’s certainty erodes as those on the list start dying in ways that appear natural, yet feel deeply suspicious. When someone close to him turns up dead and another man on the list insists the witches are behind it all, Mark’s world begins to fracture and he begins a slow-burning descent into paranoia. His dreams are haunted, his dread intensifies, his wife becomes agitated and suspicious.  All of this plays out against a fabulously stylish 60’s backdrop with film noir-ish vibes and a whisper of the gothic —foggy, isolated, and suffocatingly intimate.

The ABC Murders Hercule Poirot is a shadow of his former self. His glory days are behind him, Inspector Japp has, sadly, just shuffled from this mortal coil and Captain Hastings is nowhere in sight—leaving Poirot isolated, diminished, and quietly adrift. When he begins receiving a series of taunting letters predicting murders in specific locations, each signed “A.B.C.,” he turns to the police for help, only to be not just dismissed, but ridiculed. Indeed, Poirot is forced to endure a myriad of tiny humiliations. But then Alice Ascher of Andover is killed, followed by Betty Barnard of Bexhill, a pretty young waitress whose death garners more attention. The game is now afoot, and as the pattern unfolds, Inspector Crome reluctantly joins forces with Poirot in a race against time to stop the next killing. The case grows more unsettling when Poirot realizes he has personal connections to each location, and it begins to feel that the murderer understands him intimately.The pace is slow and deliberate and leans heavily into moody, broody, melancholic nostalgia. Through flashbacks, we learn of Poirot’s last tragic days in Belgium, an experience that has shaped his life as a refugee and deepened his sense of displacement and when he connects once again with a family he knew in years prior, it adds deeper layers of reflection and regret. Poirot is not just a man chasing a killer, but a man grappling with his own personal history of trauma and loss. John Malkovich is excellent as Poirot.

Ordeal By Innocence The wealthy Argyll family—Rachel, Leo, and their five adopted children—might appear to embody privilege and stability at first glance, but on Christmas Eve, any illusion is shattered when Rachel is brutally murdered in her own home. Suspicion falls almost immediately on troubled “black sheep” of the family, Jack. Unable to prove his alibi, he is swiftly convicted and later dies in prison, the case seemingly closed. Eighteen months later, with just days before Leo is set to marry the much younger Gwenda, a knock at the door brings the past rushing back: Dr. Arthur Calgary arrives with the startling revelation that he can verify Jack’s alibi. Jack, it seems, could not have been the killer, throwing the household into disarray. Old tensions reignite, jealousy simmers, and long-buried resentments begin to surface. Through a series of flashbacks, we see glimpses of the siblings, who seem, at various points, to be close-knit, but they have all been shaped by a complicated relationship with their mother. Rachel’s own brittle perfection has resulted in rigid standards and emotional neglect which has left deep, lasting scars on all of them. But even Rachel’s intentions prove more complex than they first appear. As the story unfolds, skeletons are dragged, one by one, from the proverbial cupboard, revealing a web of pain and misunderstandings. This adaptation stands out as one of the most complex, layered and emotionally nuanced, offering a deeper exploration of all its characters, including Dr. Calgary and the longtime housekeeper, Kirsten, who plays her own role in the family dynamics. By the end, nothing is quite as it seems. Lots of outstanding performances by familiar faces—Eleanor Tomlinson plays an overwrought, anxious sibling, Matthew Goode her nasty husband, Anna Chancellor is Rachel, and, my personal fave, Bill Nighy is Leo, in a role which feels particularly suited to him.

Murder Is Easy Nigerian attaché, Luke Fitzwilliam is on a train to London when he strikes up a conversation with Lavinia Pinkerton, who confides that she is on her way to Scotland Yard to report a string of suspicious deaths in her village of Wychwood. When a short time later she is killed in a hit-and-run, Luke, with a few days on his hands, travels to Wychwood to do a little sleuthing of his own. There, he teams up with Bridget, newly engaged to the local Lord and the two dig beneath the surface of this seemingly polished and respectable village.  As the body count rises to five or six, possibly seven, who can keep count, Luke manages to embed himself in the local community with surprising alacrity, uncovering a tangle of secrets, thwarted desires, and burning resentments. What emerges is a routine whodunit which whispers of colonialism, racism, and feminism, yet never fully commits to exploring them. While visually it’s bright and colorful, its characters are less so—even its strong cast struggles to elevate the material above hamfisted and clunky, although I did rather enjoy the elegantly stolid performance of David Johnson  who plays Luke with quiet warmth and a twinkle in his eye. Thin, and a little bland it may be, however, it is not so bad that it should be avoided if all you’re after is charming and cozy entertainment.

Towards Zero This begins with the very public, very scandalous celebrity divorce of dashing tennis player, Nevile, and his wife Audrey, an elegant, icy blonde who’s being cast aside for Kay, a smoldering, pouty brunette. Shortly after Nevile and Kay’s marriage, all three end up (inexplicably) summering together at the Devon estate of Neviles’s aunt, Lady Tressilian, which Neville will, in due course, inherit.  Here we are introduced to a put-upon paid companion, an exiled cousin, a mysterious valet and the family lawyer, who, over dinner one night, expounds upon the belief that a good detective story always starts in the wrong place—the murder is the end, not the beginning. The real story begins years before, when the seeds for the murder are first planted and take root. Meanwhile, upstairs, is the commanding, embittered dowager of the house, the bedridden Lady Tressilian (Angelica Huston) who succinctly refers to them all as a “brood of vipers”. As the day to day plays out in the summer heat, tension starts to run high, resentments brew, and the sexual chemistry between Neville and his ex (which results in a scene I can be quite certain would never be found in an Agatha Christie novel), is causing Kay to become twitchy. Then a murder occurs and the local detective, with troubles of his own ( Matthew Rhys) enters the fray and proceeds to wade through a morass of lies and duplicity as he interviews the houseguests and staff alike. I will say that this series plays out very, very slowly. As in, really slowly. It’s a gossamer web of long sultry glances and sulky stares through a haze of cigarette smoke and sensual jazz. For me personally, this was part of the allure of this glamourous and glossy production with a stellar cast.

Seven Dials This is the most recent addition to the remakes, released just this year. A lavish party at a country estate ends in tragedy the next morning when one of the guests fails to make it down for his deviled kidneys and kippers. The presence of an empty bottle of sleeping draught by the bed initially renders Gerry’s death a suicide, especially given that he fought at the Somme and was apparently under great strain at work. But Lady Eileen “Bundle”is decidedly not buying it. Just the previous evening Gerry had invited her to dinner and hinted that he was about to propose. Spurred by grief, an abundance of curiosity and an alarm clock sitting strangely in the middle of the lawn, Bundle sets out to begin her own investigation and finds  herself skulking in alleyways and being privy to the assignations of a masked secret society in an underground location. Meanwhile, she’s being followed by a suspicious man who may or may not be on her side, and fighting off her mother’s protestations that she must not go gallivanting all over town courting danger. It’s not deep, it’s not mind-blowing and a quick glance shows that the reviews were quite scathing. I loved it. I found Mia McKenna-Bruce who plays Bundle to be as cute as a button (she has Florence Pugh vibes), while Helena Bonham-Carter as Bundle’s mother, acts with her usual dry and ditzy panache and Martin Freeman plays the mysterious stranger with a mischievous air. There are several other familiar faces rounding out a solid cast, the settings are lovely, the clothes are gorgeous and the dialogue sparkles with a distinctly natty, jolly-hockey-sticks energy. All told I found this to be a thoroughly enjoyable, fizzy little crime caper. Reviews be damned.